WEDDING AT HARESTON MANOR, DEVON

(STARRING EMMA & JOSH)

OH MY WORD, WHAT A VENUE! PRIOR TO BOOKING ME, I’D NEVER HEARD OF HARESTON MANOR. I PUT IT INTO GOOGLE MAPS AND PREDICTIVE TEXT PUT ‘HARELSTON’ MANOR WHICH WAS NEAR KINGSBRIDGE WHERE THESE TWO FINE HUMANS LIVE. THE THING IS, HARLESTON MANOR AND HARESTON MANOR ARE BOTH IN SOUTH DEVON AND CLOSE TO KINGSBRIDGE SO YOU’LL FORGIVE ME FOR MAKING THE MISTAKE. ANYWAY, AFTER DRIVING DOWN A MYRIAD A LANES NOT FIT FOR CARS I ENDED UP OUTSIDE SOMEONE’S HOUSE WHICH CLEARLY WASN’T THE VENUE. WHAT ENSUED ABOUT 5 MINUTES LATER (WHEN I HAD PHONE RECEPTION) WAS A FRANTIC 45 MINUTE DRIVE TO THE RIGHT PLACE! NOTE TO SELF; TRIPLE CHECK THE SPELLING BEFORE SETTING OFF!

IF I WASN’T WORKING AND A LONG DRIVE FROM HOME I COULD QUITE HAVE EASILY JOINED THEM ON THE SOFA FOR A CALMING DRINK. MORE TO FOLLOW ON THIS BANGER OF A WEDDING!